Wise words

It's that time in the term again, when a big pile of marking lands on my desk, and I try to break up the monotony of grading, by chuckling at the amusing mistakes and comments that the kids make! Sit back and enjoy!

* Final year students are given a situation - At summer camp the boys are not helping with the cleaning-up after the meals. What should the girls do?

"They should hit the boys hardly. And tell them the importance of teamwork with tears in their eyes." Haha...go girls!

"The clean-up after meal was girls works. The boys should set the camp fire." Grrrr....me ...man...me make fire!

* Final year students are asked what is their dream :

"I have a dream. First, I want to make fun of everyone. I have a dream. My future is very dark. I wish I would have more friends." Eek..this kid has issues!

"My dream is become dental highest." Dental HYGIENIST.

* First year students are asked what they do to be environmentally friendly:

"I think environment is very interesting. And very soft. And very popular. And very useful. But I don't like environment. How about you?" What!!!????

"But now, people barking environment. I going to people not barking world." After careful consideration, I think he means 'breaking'!

"Let's try to recyclable!?" Ok!

"Let's thinking about environmentally!" Yeah!