Midterm recommendations!

I have just finished marking the midterm exams for my first year students, and as always have come across a few gems! At the end of the test, they were asked to write a recommendation for a restaurant in their town....and here a a few of my favourites! :

* When I went to restaurant in my city, I had some drink. And I had stmachache. So I recommend there. (Thanks!)

* My town have not restaurant. Because my town is very local. But next town have it. Because, the town is not local. (What??)

* I say itadakimasu. I say good. I say gochisousama. (Hmmmm...not really answering the question now are we???!!!)

* Joyful is the most popular restaurant in the world. (Really????)